Sunday, November 16, 2014

Hi, it's me! Mort Dork, kiddies!

Greetings hip-hoppers!  This is Mort Dork the reporter, signing in from East Jabip, to bring you all the latest news on your favorite rapper and mine, Taliesin aka Big Tal!  It's been a minute since I wrote a damn thing -- ok maybe longer than a minute...but I've been watching football, so give me a break! And you can admit it, you've missed me and my newsflashes! Well, do not fear, I'm here, I'm Mort, and I'm gorgeous as ever!

Here's the latest on Tal, and other important news in the hiphop world that you'll want to read about...

Tal is back in the booth recording tracks for several upcoming projects, including his own solo album, tentatively titled, "Unapproved Rd."  He recently had the pleasure of dropping two verses for Judah Priest's upcoming project 144, 000 Chosen Few (Judah Priest, of Wu-Tang clan affiliation, recently dropped his own album "Dark Ages,"  which is dope as all hell, so pick that joint up!). Tal has also been busy working on two EPs with two different artists:  one EP with an artist named Kastilano, (who also just dropped his album, which is hiphop at its finest, titled "The Machine." YES, pick that up too, kiddies!), and another EP with his main man Supreem Da Rezarekta' (who recently put out his summer smash "Queen of the Wobble" on Youtube, so go peep that video and buy the song, because it's hotter than a steam bath in the Sahara Desert! 

Neither EPs Tal's working on have titles thus far, but singles from these EPs (so Tal tells me) will be dropping sooner than you can say "Damn, I love me some Big Tal!" So get ready for some new music.

Tal is also working on a mixtape with Dj Phenixvibez, due out next year, called "HALL OF FAME SPEECH" which he is very excited about.  There will be original verses and tracks on the mixtape, and some special appearances, so stay tuned!

Tal recently got a cool write up about his music in The Vanguard, CCP's paper (Community College of Philadelphia) by Michael Castaneda, which is on shelves on the campus now -- so go read that article.  It's a well written piece of literature and I am proud to call myself a journalist with that guy Mr. Castaneda around! He has a bright future ahead of him, for sure!  He writes monthly articles on local artists and the like, so make sure you check his column out when you can people.  It's good reading!

Well that's about it for now, the Eagles are playing Green Bay soon and I have to go check on my turducken, it's in the oven with my stuffed meatballs...I call em Mort's balls, get it????? hahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha! no

This is Mort Dork signing off, peace love and victory to you all!

Mort

 



Sunday, July 6, 2014

Sewey Hole Fam in a town near you, Bruiz's new album/cooking show, Tal's new video, Tal buys a kitten and names it Little Riddles

Greetings earthlings!

It is I, Mort Dork! Your friendly neighborhood reporter, reporting on all the latest tidbits of info from around the globe that concern Tal's music and all other things beside!!!

I caught up with Tal recently, who spoke of his new video Ain't No Next Time and how it was a relief to finish, considering it was a tribute for his fallen brother and how much he meant to him.  He also told me to let the people know that the title song from his album "The Rebirth of Leonidas" is also up on YouTube for their listening pleasure, so go and listen, people -- it wont cost you a thing!

In other news, I ran into Bruiz from Sewey Hole Family as I was walking out of Buffalo Wild Wings on Roosevelt Blvd, and he said "Yo, Mort!!!! It's me Bruiz!!!"  And I said "Yo Bruiz, whatchya been up to???"
And Bruiz was kind enough to share where the music has taken him and Sewey Hole Fam over the last year -- from New Jerz to Atlanta, through the Carolinas, and back up north through Boston and NY, and Philly of course, working with Personifyd Media to put on "Entering your City" shows in a club near you.

Bruiz just dropped his new album "Stand up Guy," so stand up, guy (or gal), and get that album...real hip-hop for ya dome, RIGHT!!!!!

Bruiz and Sewey Hole Fam have a big show coming up on August 30th at Local 940, featuring Grym Galaxy (NY), Fes Talyor (NY), KO (Chicago), Ace Mac Loco (Boston), Moe Davon (Detroit), Boodang (Detroit), Sharp Sounds (Philly), R&B King Rey Royale (Boston), Jase (Philly), FamilliR (Philly) and many more! It is destined to be a great night of music!!!

One other note, as I left Bruiz to head on home, the smell of wing sauce permeating my body like some gasoline fumes, I got a text from Big Tal who told me he picked up a kitten and named him Little Riddles, who he is training to rap for a show on Discovery Channel -- stay tuned!!!

Speaking of new shows, Bruiz will be hosting a new cooking show this fall titled "Rapper's Delight" which will feature guest artists cooking up some of their favorite dishes to get your mouth watering, so also stay tuned for that!  Raekwon the chef got nothing on Bruiz's cooking ability....or so I hear!

Well people, this was a just a little insight into the life of I, and I will continue to report all the latest whenever I can!!!

Peace love and happiness!!!  Stay real, stay dreaming!

Mort

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

There is a Next Time!!!!

What uppppppppppppp Philly?!!!!!

This is Mort Dork the Reporter, reporting LIVE!!!!!!!!! from East Jabip!!! to bring you all the latest on my homey Big Tal aka Taliesin aka King Leonidas aka The Bard, rollin out tha red carpet of news for ya hoodlums!!!!!

Tal's video for Ain't No Next Time is here!!!! follow this link to see for yourself! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYxWQL8oCG8

Ain't No Next Time is a heartfelt song about the loss of Tal's close friend, bringing closure to a very difficult set of circumstances in the MC's life. It's a little bit rock, a little bit blues, and all hip hop, rolled up into one banging tribute to a fallen brother.

I caught Tal hopping the Septa rails and got this comment from him, as he ran from security guards to catch his train: "Spread Peace and Love, don't get caught up in the chaos of negative ratchet news feeds, and believe in your dreams and yourself always." He said this with a mouthful of cheesesteak, wizzed up, as he threw me a peace sign and shouted this final message: "Watch Ain't No Next Time, Mort!!!!!"

More to come soon regarding Tal's music! but until then, you hip hop music aficionados, watch Ain't No Next Time and spread peace and love.

Peace and love!!!!

Mort esquire the 90th

Monday, February 17, 2014

Frosty the Snowman, was a very gentle.....enough!!!!!

This is Mort Dork the Reporter reporting live from Antarctica, I mean Philly, with a brand new update on the world state of affairs....

When I last spoke to you, the tragic news of Frosty the Snowman's death was sweeping across the nation like a giant broom...ok the guy's dead, the end.

In other news, Big Tal dropped Life of Taliesin Episode 2 on Youtube last week, a behind the scenes look into his music, which showed the artist dropping gems at his album release party in never before seen footage that was seen before by everyone who attended Tal's release party...get it? no? me neither.  Tal speaks on those involved in the album, and gives a detailed perspective on life in the studio and what it takes to complete a big musical project and the struggles therein.  He wanted me to pass on another big thanks to everyone involved in the making of the album and the release party, and give a shout to his homey Supreem --"Yo Preem, thanks again for dropping knowledge on the album...I didn't forget, homey."  Those were Tal's words in an recorded voicemail I received late last week.  Now on to other things...

Tal's song Ain't No Next Time off his album The Rebirth of Leonidas is set to debut for the world in a brand new video shot and directed by Calhoun Caple.  The song is a reminiscence of Tal's thoughts on losing a close friend, and what it means to lose a brother like that and the challenges of moving forward.  It's a heartfelt lyrical ballad if you will, and is sure to give Taliesin's fans exactly what they want...no, not a million dollars!!!!! another classic for that head!!!!

So in the words of Porky Pig, "That's all folks!" for now....

I'll check in soon with another update...so stay tuned.  This is Mort, this is music, this is life...peace!

Mort

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The Life of Taliesin 2, going for dreams, Frosty the Snowman is dead!!!!

This is Mort Dork the Reporter, reporting!!! live! from somewhere on the planet...

This just in..Frosty the snowman is dead!!! yes, it became apparent today that Frosty's addiction to heat took a turn for the worse, when he was spotted purchasing 2 kerosene heaters at a Philadelphia Walmart.  Witnesses to Frosty's rash behavior said he was waving his tree-arms around at customers and shouting, "This world is Cold, yo!"  before tearing off his carrot nose and throwing it at an innocent poodle named Fluffystuffins, who he then battered with the carrot, before stomping out of the store.  Poor Stuffins!!!!

Frosty, the lovable singing fat-bellied soprano of the famous Christmas song "Frosty the snowman" was found dead in his apartment by his landlord Hank, next to the kerosene heaters he purchased, with nothing left of him but a pile of slush...A note was found which read: "To my fans, the unbearable reality of my song only being played one season every year was too much, i love you, i will always be there with you when it snows....Deck the halls..."

RIP Frosty, we tip a forty to your beloved snowy memory!

Now on to more uplifting news, --Taliesin has informed me he will be releasing another installment of the Life of Taliesin very soon to YouTube, perhaps today, which will be titled...now get a load of this..."The Life of Taliesin -- episode 2" which is a HIGHLY original name, don't you think? i kid hahahahahaa.  it's not the title, Taliesin fans, but the content therein that moves our hearts and has us wanting more.  Tal also told me 'he will always remember Frosty with a warm affection'...no pun intended.

I asked Big Tal to give me a statement over the phone concerning his new release of wonders...his only words were "Live your dreams, y'all" which brought me to tears and had me dialing up my shrink after I hung up with Tal. I spoke with my shrink for 4 hours after that, crying and sipping beers and crying...the bill came to 230 dollars...I am broke, please send money now

Well just a short newscast today, homies...stay toasty, stay toasting, and be the toast of the town...or something. it's colder in Philly than a penguin's rump!!!

This is Mort, the Dork..signing off for now, stay tuned and...

Peace!!!