Taliesin accused of trying to start a zombie apocalypse because of his song "Mayan Calendar Syndrome"!!!!

This is Mort Dork reporting LIVE!!!!!! right...ok well this just in...Taliesin, my boy, my dog, my brother from another mother, has been accused of trying to start a musical Doomsday.  A certain political figure..we wont name names.. said this "although Mayan Calendar Syndrome's lyrics are intelligent, poetic spears which throw themselves directly at the heart of the walking dead-like populous, we have reason to believe they might actually cause a zombie apocalypse and will seek to ban Taliesin's CD -- which caused my 5 year old daughter to cry because she thought a zombie was in her closet.  Big Tal is a menace to society!"  

Slanders!!!!!!!! what does this white-collar jerk think? that we are all stupid????? right!!!! I have listened to Taliesin's CD "The Rebirth of Leonidas" 245 times..no wait, 446 times, and i have yet to see one zombie, corpse, or green-skinned brain-eater on the streets of Philly - plenty of crackheads however...  In fact, I will go as far as to say this CD may wake the music-buying masses from the dead and coax them to buy their copy of Tal's CD (on iTunes and most digital stores July 27th PLUG PLUG PLUG) and add freshness to the world of music...if anything it could bring the dead back to life and have people listening to a music one would call "REAL"

Let's pause for ten minutes of silence, for 99,900,000 MCs who just choked on their Don P.  And thats all for now!!!! BE at Taliesin's album release party at Murphy's in Levittown PA on July 27th at 730 pm!~!!! i'll be there.  10 dollars at the door which includes a copy of his CD "The Rebirth of Leonidas"!!!! be there or be...right! i'm out of here! I'll check back soon! Mort Dork signing off!

Taliesin the rapper is my favorite rapper in the whole wide world

Big Tal! Big Tal! Big Tal!!!!! His new album “The Rebirth of Leonidas” is on its way, peoples!!!!!  When I checked in with you all a couple weeks back, I told you I got a sneak preview of the album, and also told you it was fire, and also told you my name is Mort Dork the Reporter, and also told you I used to freestyle and mow down pre-grad reporters like a lawnmower snips blades of grass!!! I told you a lot of stuff, things, gave you tidbits, bits of stuff and things to make your mouth water for Taliesin’s album like the great Raekwon the chef was cooking something marvelous up in the kitchen! Taliesin’s album is twelve tracks, all dealing with his life over the last 2 years or so.  Each song has its own distinct flavor, and topics such as ‘the death of loved ones, relationship ups and downs, friendships gone bad, and the everyday grind of life as a hip-hop artist going for his dreams’ are explored on The Rebirth of Leonidas.  True fans of hip-hop will love this album for its lyrical creativity and flare, while those not ‘in tune’ with the world of rap will dig it for its eclecticism and grimy live instrument sound.  But wait…this just in!!!!!!! A VAST ARMY OF ZOMBIES HAS BEEN TURNED LOOSE FROM AN AREA CHEMICAL PLANT AND ARE RAVAGING THE CITY!!! NO, WAIT, IT WAS JUST FANS OF TAL IN A FRENZY BECAUSE THE ALBUM ISN’T OUT YET!!! Well, don’t worry Taliesin fans, the album will be dropping soon, as sure as I’m Mort Dork the Reporter!!! So stay tuned, and keep it right.  I’m outty like an infant’s bellybutton. Peace!!!!