Saturday, June 8, 2013

Taliesin the rapper is my favorite rapper in the whole wide world


Big Tal! Big Tal! Big Tal!!!!! His new album “The Rebirth of Leonidas” is on its way, peoples!!!!!  When I checked in with you all a couple weeks back, I told you I got a sneak preview of the album, and also told you it was fire, and also told you my name is Mort Dork the Reporter, and also told you I used to freestyle and mow down pre-grad reporters like a lawnmower snips blades of grass!!! I told you a lot of stuff, things, gave you tidbits, bits of stuff and things to make your mouth water for Taliesin’s album like the great Raekwon the chef was cooking something marvelous up in the kitchen! Taliesin’s album is twelve tracks, all dealing with his life over the last 2 years or so.  Each song has its own distinct flavor, and topics such as ‘the death of loved ones, relationship ups and downs, friendships gone bad, and the everyday grind of life as a hip-hop artist going for his dreams’ are explored on The Rebirth of Leonidas.  True fans of hip-hop will love this album for its lyrical creativity and flare, while those not ‘in tune’ with the world of rap will dig it for its eclecticism and grimy live instrument sound.  But wait…this just in!!!!!!! A VAST ARMY OF ZOMBIES HAS BEEN TURNED LOOSE FROM AN AREA CHEMICAL PLANT AND ARE RAVAGING THE CITY!!! NO, WAIT, IT WAS JUST FANS OF TAL IN A FRENZY BECAUSE THE ALBUM ISN’T OUT YET!!! Well, don’t worry Taliesin fans, the album will be dropping soon, as sure as I’m Mort Dork the Reporter!!! So stay tuned, and keep it right.  I’m outty like an infant’s bellybutton. Peace!!!!

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