This is Mort Dork
the Reporter, reporting LIVE!!!!! from the studio with Philadelphia rapper
Taliesin, aka Big Tal!!! that's BIG TAL homies! Right! Who is getting ready to
put forth his album on July 27th entitled "The Rebirth of Leonidas."
He gave me a little sneak peak listening preview the other day, and let me say
that his album sounds....well, RIGHT!!!! Big Tal, or should I say,
Leonidas!!!!! hahahahaahahahahahahahahaha has just hired me to follow along
with him on his musical adventures, and so far it's been a joy beyond belief!
Let me say too that I once dabbled in rhyming -- I battled 10 reporters in a poetry
slam contest when I was 15 and I slayed their ass!!!!! unfortunately I
was in the wrong hood and had 40-bottles tossed at my cranium, a scary day
indeed! BUT I'M BACK AND DOING WHAT I DO BEST...REPORTING!!!! This last year
saw Taliesin finishing up his album, and in the process of making hits, making
videos -- which took him across the pond to London!! where he shot his video "Roll
out tha Carpet" with rapper and rhyme colleague in crime Nefew, danced an
Irish jig with Danny Trejo in front of Buckingham Palace , and sipped tea with
Her Royal Majesty the Queen...and all in one day! I could talk more about how
legendary Tal is but, wait...this just in... a huge comet is racing toward the
earth, STAY IN YOUR HOMES we're all gonna die!!!!!!!! Wait wait wait What's
this? whoops, sorry, wrong report...I've just received word that Big Tal has
been seen trimming his nose hairs in a local Barber Shop. Let this be
known...!!!!! Who cares you say????? well, you will when you hear his song!
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM! YOU IGNORAMUS! LOL!!! CRY OUT LOUD! DAMN OUT LOUD, TAL IS
AMAZING OUT LOUD! hahahaha I've shared his latest vid below -- you'll love it,
i love it, and most of all -- it's RIGHT!!!!! That's all for now. This is Mort
Dork the Reporter, gang-signing off! So until next time...A man with ten
pennies is less rich than a man with no sense! STAY RIGHT!!
